Over the river and through the woods,

to the Great Northern Tea Haus we go…

We don't have giant flat screen TVs or state-of-the-art jacuzzis.

We do have a collection of vinyl records, storybooks and wildlife literature, and views of a perennial garden in a woodland glen.

We don't have a Keurig or a microwave.

We do have imported organic beverages and a kitchen stocked with essentials for people who love to prepare food from scratch.

In addition to our imported chocolates, biscuits, coffee, and tea, we offer our own organic herbal tea blend and locally baked sourdough brioche loaf.

We don't have a central location and bustling night-life.

We do have organic bedding and personal care products, perennial beds, a seasonal stream, and a quiet dirt road with a mountain view. Cotton bathrobes and slippers are provided.